I don't know about you

"BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather" (bugeyedacura) 03/11/2015 at 17:04 • Filed to: None

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But I'd be borderline ashamed of saying that this man caused any kind of kerfuffle by hitting me. Clarkson is 54 years old, and has reached the point in his life where his chest has fallen into his stomach. While I have the utmost respect for his journalism, enthusiasm, and knowledge, he's just not a guy I would avoid in a dark alley...

Party-vi > BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather 03/11/2015 at 17:06

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He looks haggard for only being 54.

Jonathan Harper > BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather 03/11/2015 at 17:06

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He's still pretty big though, just in terms of mass.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Party-vi 03/11/2015 at 17:07

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Smoking can do that.

BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather > Jonathan Harper 03/11/2015 at 17:08

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I mean I get that. But he would have to have some perfect form to use his size these days.

BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather > Party-vi 03/11/2015 at 17:08

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Right?! I could have swore he was in his 60s by his current appearance.

Jonathan Harper > BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather 03/11/2015 at 17:12

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for sure

Jcarr > Party-vi 03/11/2015 at 17:15

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My 57-year-old dad looks 20 years younger than Clarkson.

Hard living (I assume) will do that...

TopSirloin > Party-vi 03/11/2015 at 17:19

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Dont smoke

Nibbles > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 03/11/2015 at 17:37

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My dad looked younger than Clarkson until the Alzheimer's set in at around 72. He was a two-pack-a-day smoker since 14

He looks like shit now but, on the plus side, has all but entirely forgotten about the addiction

ranwhenparked > Jonathan Harper 03/11/2015 at 17:40

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Even then, you could just keep outrunning him until he was out of breath, then just sort of push him over.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Nibbles 03/11/2015 at 17:41

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*can. But yeah, Alzheimer's is a bitch, my Granfather was almost unrecognizable towards the end.

turbojames > Party-vi 03/11/2015 at 17:45

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You know why Clarkson does a pause between some more dramatic sentences, like "The ugliest car..... in the woooooorld," or stuff like that? I saw an interview with him once and he explained that because he smoked so long, he couldn't get long sentences out without a pause for breath. It's a funny interview, but yeah, smoking really fucked him up.

Shamoononon drives like a farmer > BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather 03/11/2015 at 17:46

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I would certainly avoid his teeth. The man makes me laugh but eat within view of those chompers, I will not. Maybe it's an English thing though.

Luc - The Acadian Oppo > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 03/11/2015 at 17:52

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My old man is 58 and smokes a pack a day ever since he was 12 and he looks at least 20 years younger than Jeremy does.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Luc - The Acadian Oppo 03/11/2015 at 17:59

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It was just a suggestion. But smoking can cause severe wrinkling, or bagging in Jeremy's case.

Jonathan Harper > ranwhenparked 03/11/2015 at 18:05

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hahah truth

TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut > Party-vi 03/11/2015 at 19:13

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Especially if you flip his face around. Then he looks like he's having a stroke, which is what I'm afraid he might potentially get in the future.

pip bip - choose Corrour > BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather 03/12/2015 at 04:12

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if Jeremy hit me , it would be a well deserved punch.

Evil Minion > Party-vi 03/12/2015 at 04:34

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G forces man. They'll tear your face off!